Have you, like me, been cudgeling your brains for the last six years, wondering why South Park creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker showed up at the 2000 Oscars in drag? Well, cudgel no more, dude. The mystery’s solved. They dropped acid the night before, and the acid made them do it! Matt confesses in the November issue of FHM, as reported on Page 6 of the NY Post.

Why did Matt wait six years to deliver his true confession? Shame, apparently, because he swears they’ve never done the lysergic diethylamide thing again. A wise decision, one would say, because anything that would make a pair of red-blooded babeholics like Matt and Trey dress up like a pair of homos must be bad medicine indeed. Yeah, stay away from the LSD, and avoid booze like the plague, which, as we know from the plight of poor Rep. Foley, can convert you into a raging ephebophile, or, in the case of Mel Gibson, a homophobic, misogynistic anti-Semite who “owns” Malibu. Dangerous stuff!