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A Sequel Too Far The Case of the Multiplying Movie There is a simple, plain logic to sequels. Capitalize on the prodigious success of the original movie. Sometimes the box office success of a movie is modest, but within that lies a greater audience waiting to break out. The logic carries another step. If the sequel is successful, make a third. And a fourth. Until, finally, the series of movies has gone a sequel too far. Well, maybe the logic is not so plain. Not all successful original movies get sequels. Based on the list at the Internet Movie Database, I give you the top ten grossing films without a sequel: Titanic (1997), E.T. (1982), The Passion of the Christ (2004), Forrest Gump (1994), Independence Day (1996), The Sixth Sense (1999), How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000), The Incredibles (2004), Monsters, Inc. (2001), Bruce Almighty (2003). I took this list from the top thirty-eight grossing pictures in the United States. This means that the other twenty-eight had sequels or were sequels themselves. And from the aforementioned ten, the animated features could potentially spawn a sequel.
This last development, among others, prompts me to focus on the tendencies of sequels and observe their death throes, perhaps even identify a law of movie sequels or, even better, its opposite, exceptions to the law, the movie quirks that defy reason and leave us with a thought that, yet again, the inevitable has happened. For some moviegoing folk, any sequel is a sequel too far. Yet "a sequel too far" seems inevitable. Restraint exists in very few souls in the corporate movie world. It seems nothing more than a form of justice when a sequel bombs and few are left holding profits.
Actually, the mere mention of movie sequels creates an issue of definition. Frankenstein and Dracula reissued themselves in many forms until they eventually met in a movie together. Indeed, this might be one of the signs or laws of the sequel too far (or the sequel that should not have gotten this far). Alien vs. Predator is the most recent example (for those who lost count: four Alien movies went against two Predators). A few years ago, Freddy Krueger squared off against Friday the 13th's Jason incredibly, this was after Jason had gone to Outer Space (Seven Nightmare on Elm Street s against Ten Friday the 13ths). Unfortunately, the nightmare of sequel reproduction has not ended because these two "versus" movies made a profit. Just when you have found plausible patterns, up pop sequels that are prequels and, more disturbingly, the sequels that are anything but. Halloween III: Season of the Witch has nothing to do with the Halloween movies before or after. This could be the reason I like it, as I find Michael Myers, like Jason Vorhees, very uninteresting. Another anomaly would be Nightmare on Elm Street 3: The Dream Warriors, which might be the superior Freddy film. However, the basic logic prevails despite all the twists and turns. Indeed, the making of a sequel from a profitable movie might be one of the surest things we can depend on. When a sequel arrives at the movie complex, we know without thinking why it is there. There will not be a Hudson Hawk 2, Heaven's Gate 2, Speed 3. And inexorable economic motivation propels the pseudo sequels based on characters like James Bond, Nick and Nora Charles, Simon Templar, Mr. Moto, Sherlock Holmes, Indiana Jones, and Harry Palmer.
Then there is the case of the aforenamed Harry Palmer, Michael Caine's character in The Ipcress File, Funeral in Berlin, and Billion Dollar Brain. Unlike Bond spoofs like Casino Royale and Agent 8 and 3/4, the movies made from Len Deighton's tense spy thrillers presented Caine's spy as fallible and his spymasters as corrupt and unscrupulous. The government blackmails Palmer into working for them; he does not do it for the greater glory of his country and the free world. These films were an antidote to the Bond spectaculars and did not seriously try to compete with them (Harry Saltzman, one of the producers of Bond films, produced the Palmer films). By 1968, Deighton had written four or five novels and a Palmer series seemed probable. The third installment, Billion Dollar Brain, was made and never heard from again (the DVD arrived at the beginning of November 2005). In thirty-five years, I had only caught Billion Dollar Brain on television once. Yet, while the movie series disappeared, it did not die. Two Harry Palmer television movies were made in the mid-1990s: Bullet to Beijing and Midnight in St. Petersburg, when Caine had the star power to resurrect the character. It is not impossible for unsuccessful movies to get remade, like Bedtime Story into Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, nor for sequels to outlive themselves. An order to the sequels universe can be found and clung to. We can feel safe and rest on our assumptions. Until you consider The Exorcist sequels.
Yet, if one relied on a sequel "statute of limitations," the non-success of Exorcist III should have put an end to this particular Satanic series. And the wisdom of producing a prequel rapidly dissipates as the first version of The Beginning, directed by Paul Schrader for $30 million, was scrapped by the producers. Instead of shortening their losses, another $50 million was spent remaking the thing, now directed by Renny Harlin (he had some early directing success with Die Hard II but in recent years has secured five Razzie nominations for worst director). It ultimately made $40 million in the United States and, after world box office is included, perhaps initial production costs will have been covered but according to Hollywood accounting, a film must gross 2.5 times its cost to break even. In the midst of this recent debacle, one last wrenching of the principal law of sequels must be remarked. The Exorcist series of films should have ended after the second one, Exorcist II: The Heretic (1977)! It was released four years after the first. As the recent Exorcism of Emily Rose has shown, there is a built-in audience willing to watch "exorcism" movies (its box office will double The Beginning's, perhaps because of Emily's religious polemics). However, director John Boorman, with Deliverance (1972) and Zardoz (1974) his recent films, was probably not the best choice to make a sequel to one of the greatest box office triumphs of the 1970s. In fact, the tortuous production history of The Beginning could have been less so had the producers realized that Schrader, like Boorman, was more auteur than action director, who would inevitably dwell on the psychologically rich Father Herron and ignore scaring the bejabbbers out of film audiences.
One nearly suspects the devil possessing a producer every decade or so to make another Exorcist film, despite the poor critical and box office results of all the sequels. Not only was Exorcist: The Beginning a sequel too far (partly by being a prequel), it had been revived so many years after it had died for a new generation of fans, an amnesiac generation. These fans, however few of them there may be, will now have second- and third-hand knowledge of a truly scary movie more than thirty years ago, but still be unnerved by the sequel too far that doubled itself. They will never be sure which is the real "beginning," nor which of The Beginnings will be used fifteen years from now as the source for another sequel. The Exorcist sequels have become a law unto themselves and cannot be counted out. A Hollywood Satan is a persistent devil. May 2006 | Issue 52 ALSO: More reviews |