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Rose Troches Go Fish (1994) was one of the highlights of mid-90s New Queer Cinema, an upbeat, inventive low-budget lesbian comedy from an authentic lesbian. The appearance of her second film, Bedrooms and Hallways, is a surprise on several levels. For one thing, it shouldnt have taken four years to get it off the ground, and another year to get it into general release, since it has every earmark of the ideal gay date movie. Chalk that up to persistent cultural anxieties around funding and distributing queer cinema.
If Go Fish was Troches insider dyke epic, Bedrooms and Hallways is her double paean to gay male sexuality, and to the uncertain pleasures of shifting sexualities, as the millennium settles in on us in earnest. Like other recent dyke-directed movies about gay men, this one gains points for getting the details of homo love and lust ringingly right. (Gay male directors should be forced to watch certain scenes from this and perhaps Ana Kokkinoss upcoming Head On for pointers.) Queer audiences may bristle at some of Troches tropes, particularly an unexpected and unbelievable eleventh-hour hetero conversion, and the film sometimes goes overboard in satirizing easy targets like the mens movement and New Age-think. But Bedrooms and Hallways is a skillful sex farce that almost requires a scorecard to follow the movements of its ensemble cast. Its fast-paced, often engaging, and if sometimes superficial and, at the end, arguably heterosexist, its also true enough in its observations to make it a rewarding 96 minutes. Leo (Kevin McKidd) is a queer cabinetmaker on the verge of that most feared event in GenX mythology: his thirtieth birthday. He lives with evil queen Darren (Tom Hollander) and gorgeous, perpetually horny straight girl Angie (Julie Graham). Still, this Friends-style family isnt enough; Leo longs for More. Lured by a hetero friend, he joins a straight mens group run by Keith (Simon Callow) and surprises everybody by using "the honesty stone" to confess his attraction to Brendan (James Purefoy), a hunky Irishman in the group. This triggers a series of engagements and reverses, with the men suddenly discovering, with varying results, their "inner homosexual." Meanwhile, Brendan, whos in the process of shedding a seven-year straight relationship, begins to court a wary Leo, who eventually succumbs to Brendans highly visible charms in spite of his (Leos) fear of falling in love with a straight man. Some of the films best scenes are the quiet moments, far from the films farcical center, between the two of them before, during, and after sex. In a moment rarely seen in cinema, "straight" Brendan confesses that "gay" Leo fucked him, and he wants more: "You just cant get enough of it!" he wisely states.
One of the films major targets, when it isnt tracking the peccadilloes of its large cast, are the excesses of the New Age. Simon Callows Keith is hilarious as the ridiculously earnest mens group leader; faced with a dramatic "breakdown" by one of the members, he leaps to action, unhinged by what he calls the "spontaneous rebirthing" of what looks to more jaundiced eyes like a drama queens calculated hysteria. Even better is his wife Sibyl (the fabulous Harriet Walter), an arch creature whos like a one-woman Greek chorus: "Those two dont need to fight," she says of Brendan and one of the other men, "they need to fuck!" Troche miscalculates in having too many scenes of Keith and Sibyls various groups, though the sequence where the men go on a "warrior campout" without food is funny indeed. Their intention of foraging for food soon falters, and they order a huge takeout feast, dancing and drumming half-naked around a campfire littered with Styrofoam boxes. A standout among the actors is Tom Hollanders Darren, whose dementedly gleeful glances and casually vicious dish put him in a long line of superior cinema sissies that date back to Franklin Pangborn and Clifton Webb. The rest of the cast acquits itself well, helped by Robert Farrars clever script. Sample: Angies earnest attempts to convince Leo that he must not go out with Sally, his high school flame and Brendans ex. She uses an argument thats unassailable in certain circles: "Leo, you are a strawberry blond. You cant go out with an ash blonde. Its not right!" The films mostly light, satirical tone doesnt prepare the viewer for a questionable ending in which Leo "touches base" with his heterosexuality. It could be argued that this conceit makes sense given the films concept of sexuality as fluid (though nobody is or becomes lesbian), but it can also be read as an unfortunate bone thrown to hetero audiences and distributors, who dont always like their queerness unalloyed. November 1999 | Issue 26 ACCESS: Bedrooms and Hallways opened at classier rep houses throughout the U.S. in September; it should hit the video stores by early 2000. ALSO: More film reviews, plus our collected articles on gay and lesbian cinema |